Daniel Penny Not Guilty…America Not So Much

December 10, 2024

There are signs of life in the American judicial system, but improvement in brain activity remains questionable. 

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HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of High Expectations

December 10, 2024

You can turn this thing around starting today! And you can start with high expectations, lofty goals, and faith that gives a confidence the world can’t take away.

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HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Encouragement

December 9, 2024

This is the season of grand loving gestures and unreciprocated generosity!! (Just ask Jesus.)

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Biden Pardons Another Turkey

December 3, 2024

With the most sweeping and expansive pardon ever given, Biden gives his son Hunter and himself the best “get out of jail free card” ever. Here is what you need to know…

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Let Every Heart Prepare HIM Room

December 2, 2024

What is the first message of the manger?? HE will occupy as much room as you give Him.

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HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Crazy-Good Skills

December 1, 2024

Having trouble coming up with gift ideas for your family? Could it be because they don’t truly need anything… or because the stuff they need CAN’T BE BOUGHT?

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Surviving the Holidays with Democrats

November 26, 2024

As Thanksgiving approaches, half of the country is jubilant, while the other half is in various stages of grief or panic. Here are helpful tips to survive dinners with combatants.

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I’m Just Thankful to Be Alive

November 25, 2024

I am honestly still just so glad my daughter, and son before her, and I are alive. None of those things were guaranteed. 

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I’m Just Thankful to Be Alive II

November 23, 2024

Time was running out and I needed a minute I did not really have, to think. 

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I’m Just Thankful to Be Alive III

November 22, 2024

I shouldn’t be here. My children shouldn’t be here, not healthy and whole anyway. But we are. Because the Lord has allowed it. Best gift ever. Here is why…

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Oh Ye of Little Cope

November 13, 2024

Fear is not a virtue. Not for you, Believer. Build a bridge. Get thee over it. Cope in Hope. Here is how…

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Bald Heads, Sexless Beds, and the Shunning of the Liberal Left

November 12, 2024

This madness isn’t in response to thoughtless bosting by the opposition. It is in response to emotional abuse by your own party. It is the completely predictable fruit of the climate of chaos cultivated by the left.

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Dear Democrats…

November 8, 2024

There’s a hard conversation coming, friends. I’m here for it…so I will start it. Let’s talk about the election…

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And the Winner Is…

November 6, 2024

The Red Wave cometh! Who knew the “Right-Wing Extremists” would form the broadest, most diverse coalition to unite our fractured family and land?! Who knew Hitler would be so popular with minorities?! Here is the breakdown of this stunning victory.

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Let Freedom Ring!

November 3, 2024

Satan is winning. As long as we are whining and worrying, he wins. 

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Orange Man + Orange Vest + Trash Truck = Gold

October 31, 2024

Oh friends…the trashman cometh! And he continues to collect the rubbish of the left and turn it into the rewards of the right. Here’s how Trump is turning trash into treasure…

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Julia Roberts’ Anti-Woman Pro-Kamala Ad

October 31, 2024

All the talk about who says and thinks what and about whom this week…and no one is bothered or offended by the left’s assumption that women need to be secretive about their vote lest their husband find out? Here’s why it matters…

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Rogan, Rally, Revolution! OH. MY.

October 29, 2024

Crying “Nazi” isn’t the final solution for the left. Censorship and Color Revolutions seem to be next on their to-do list. Here is what I mean…

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Bitter Feminists Dusting Off Pink “Cat Hats” After CNN Townhall

October 24, 2024

Don’t you know calls were made after yet another disastrous public appearance by Mother Mamala? Better stock up on pink yarn, my Communista Feministas!

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Evangelicals Encouraged to Kindly, Compassionately Vote for Communism

October 23, 2024

I would honestly feel cheated if we went through another election cycle and a godless, pagan culture wasn’t telling me how to live more like Jesus. Here is my loving response…

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Evangelicals Encouraged to Kindly and Compassionately Vote for Communists

October 21, 2024

I would honestly feel cheated if we went through another election cycle and a godless, pagan culture wasn’t telling me how to live more like Jesus. Here is my loving response…

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Liberal Lies, French Fries, and the Most Hated African American Alive

October 21, 2024

No matter the gloom and doom predicted, it just can’t be that bad, right? Not if we had time for an entire news cycle devoted to French fries from Micky D’s. Here’s what I mean…

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The October Surprise that Would Surprise Everyone

October 14, 2024

Sweet death. How does anyone tolerate election year Octobers without a therapist, a dealer, or a relationship with Jesus? Here is how it is shaping on the home stretch to the White House.

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Kamala’s Record-Breaking Record

October 13, 2024

As Kamala touts her “tough on crime” record, remember it was so good it ended her presidential campaign in 2019…even before her home state primary, which she would have lost. Let’s take a look at that record, shall we?

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Encouragement for Wind, Wave, and Hurricanes

October 8, 2024

Encouragement for my Salty Friends on the coast. Praying His mercies over you.

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Call Her Baddie

October 8, 2024

“Corruption, deception, and dereliction? Are we the baddies?” Yes, yes you are. Here’s why…

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Mayorkas Says FEMA Out of Money for Hurricane Relief

October 4, 2024

Isn’t that rich? The government that throws around billions to bail out others is too light in the pockets to send buckets for their drowning kids.

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Should Your Christian Student Be in Public or Private School?

October 1, 2024

Home school? Private school? Public school? I’ve seen what I’ve seen, and I can’t unsee it. How do you decide what is best for your student?

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Vance Takes On Tim “Lotus Toes” Walz in the VP Debate

October 1, 2024

The battle between east and west, boomer and bro. Here’s everything you need to know about the VP Debate.

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The FBI Cannot Be Trusted

September 27, 2024

The FBI cannot be trusted to defend our country or its citizens. In fact, we must be defended against the FBI. Here’s why…

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Greetings, from Planet Texas!

I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her   #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)

My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.

I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents.  I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all. 

Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.

Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.

Shalom Y'all!

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