Dems Fly Lolita Express to Crash Trump

November 18, 2025

Everything you need to know about the Epstein emails…

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Wells of Living Water…That Can Kill

November 12, 2025

What do we do when the well doesn’t run dry but instead continues to pump out toxicity?

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The Black Box Betrayal: How Kennedy’s HHS Won the War on Women This Week

November 11, 2025

RFK Jr. the unlikely hero of women…on the left and right.

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The Silver Linings of Last Night’s Losses

November 5, 2025

Sparkle, sparkle, discouraged friends. There are indeed silver linings to last night’s elections losses.

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Evangelicals Encouraged to Kindly, Compassionately Vote for Communism

November 5, 2025

I would honestly feel cheated if we went through another election cycle and a godless, pagan culture wasn’t telling me how to live more like Jesus. Here is my loving response…

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Will New Yorkers Elect an Actual Threat to Democracy Today?

November 4, 2025

New York City heads to the polls today, deciding if Democracy is dead at the hands of Socialism.

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Fear Not, Friends! Pt.II

October 29, 2025

If fear is so normal and inevitable, why would God– who created us, knows every natural thought, response, and inclination (because He perfectly designed them) take such care to tell us “Don’t be afraid?”

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The Good and Baaad of November’s Midterms

October 28, 2025

I know it’s an off year but we gotta have longer attention spans. Dreadful things can happen in November when no one is paying attention. Here is what you need to know…

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Hey Salty Halloween: No Fear Here!

October 22, 2025

No fear here, friends-not in life or death. No need to shrink back from this spooky season!

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Good News! Still No King in the Land

October 21, 2025

It’s not kings they oppose.
It’s anyone else daring to wear what they see as THEIR CROWN.

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7 Things the Bible Does

October 15, 2025

See this rightly, friend. There are things the Bible does and things it doesn’t.

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Liberal Left Unsure Who Brokered Trump’s Peace Deal

October 14, 2025

Hostages released and almost everyone rejoiced.

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Oh No, Girl–Showgirl.

October 8, 2025

Taylor Swift’s latest album gives Believers yet another chance to reflect on and decide–how holy do we really want to be?

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What Have We Learned Since October 7th, 2023?

October 7, 2025

Today is the 2nd anniversary of the Hamas attack on Israel. Where are we now and what comes next?

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Gentle Parenting? FAFO Parenting? Indeed, There is Nothing New Under the Sun.

October 1, 2025

Hugs. And Thugs.
On one side, we have the soft-voiced, granola-crusted sages of gentle parenting, whose toddlers never hear the word “no” without a full TED Talk on emotional safety.

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Are We Doing This, New York?

September 30, 2025

Eric Adams drops out leaving Sliwa, Cuomo, and yes… a real-live socialist in Mamdani…with 83% chance to win.

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Charlie Kirk Memorial: Revival or Regrettable?

September 24, 2025

Was it perfect? Was it political? Revival or Regrettable? Here is a balanced perspective.

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Charlie Kirk Memorial: Revival or Regrettable?

September 23, 2025

Will it be a moment or a movement that endures? Was it revival or regrettable? Here are my thoughts on Charlie Kirk’s Memorial.

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How the Church Responds to the Making of a Martyr

September 18, 2025

The whole world needs guidance on how to respond to tragedy. But before that can happen, the world probably needs guidance on how to define tragedy. It seems we are struggling with that as well. 

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Charlie Kirk: The Assassination of Our Better Angels

September 16, 2025

What happens when we kill the better angels who championed dialogue and understanding?

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Charlie Kirk: Man of Faith, Man of Fire

September 12, 2025

Charlie Kirk: Man of Faith, Man of Fire

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Charlie Kirk: Man on Faith, Man of Fire

September 12, 2025

Charlie Kirk: a man of faith, a man of fire.

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Murder on the Carolina Express: Samaritans Silent, Kindness Killed

September 10, 2025

The recent headlines about a young woman murdered on a train reveal not only the flaws in political “wisdom,” but the absence of moral and spiritual wisdom as well.

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“Slava Ukraine!” Murdered on the Carolina Express

September 9, 2025

One victim, one knife…but death at the hands of many. Here is what I mean…

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Another School Shooting…My Thoughts on Thoughts and Prayers

September 3, 2025

I’m so tired of hearing “thoughts and prayers aren’t enough.”
Usually from people who don’t pray—or do anything else.

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Dems Get Tough Fighting Fighting Crime

September 2, 2025

You read that right. Dems are not fighting crime. They are fighting the fighting of crime. And it’s going about as well as one might imagine it would

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Cracker Barrel, Communism, and the Traditions That Truly Matter

August 27, 2025

Ah, pancakes and politics. Only in America could we riot or boycott to save cornbread while watching capitalism crumble.

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To the Happy Couple…Taylor and Travis Get Engaged

August 27, 2025

To the bride and groom…Yes, we can be kind to people with disagree with.

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Red Flag! Don’t Fall for this Guilt Trip.

August 21, 2025

Look at this. I saw this comment on social media this week. The world will say it is brave, truth to power, and compassion for all. “Hi. Just wanna say that a person’s very existence cannot be “against your beliefs.” That is called bigotry. Thanks.”   This is rotten. Subtle, but rotten. This is a…

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A+ for the Liberal Left: Advocacy for the Asinine, Compassion for the Criminal

August 19, 2025

Ripped from the headlines! How the Liberal Left is winning at losing. Let me explain…

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Greetings, from Planet Texas!

I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her   #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)

My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.

I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents.  I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all. 

Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.

Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.

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