MI State Rep. Chooses Sterilization After Trump Win

February 13, 2025

Oh baby…your fears about “reproductive health” make me very much afraid for your mental health. Here is why…

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The Left Loses as the Right Wins for Women in Sports

February 11, 2025

Donald Trump knocks out the left with common sense and concern for women. A winning issue if ever there were!

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Politics is Giving Christians Common Ground…Or it Should Be

February 6, 2025

Are you grieving or annoyed that light is shining in dark places, that lies are being revealed by truth, or that confusion is being tamed by wisdom? Why is that? Common ground will be found when we are clear about Christ.

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Why Everyone is Losing It Over the USAID

February 4, 2025

Here is why Washington is grieving the shuttering of USAID…and why it must be shuttered.

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One Thing Christians Can Learn from Senate Confirmation Hearings

January 30, 2025

Bold claims have been made in Washington recently. Here is what we can learn from them…

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Oh Ye of Little Cope

January 30, 2025

Sweet Selena. Here is why your teary, tiktok, tantrum is not healthy or helpful.

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Why Pardoning All J6ers Was the Right Call

January 28, 2025

The innocent and guilty, the defenders and the delinquents, the curious and the questioners…all collided at the capitol. How do you justify their pardons?

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Trump Moves In But Should We Move On?

January 21, 2025

We haven’t just been foolish, we’ve been wicked. Can we move on from that without acknowledging it?

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Trump Returns to Washington

January 21, 2025

Trump moves in but are we ready to move on? I’m not. Here’s why…

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Up in Smoke: The Illusion of Competence in Cali Destroyed in Wildfires

January 14, 2025

Wildfires in Los Angeles reveal mismanagement of resources and a lack of proper priorities, leading to scorched earth devastation for celebrities and citizens alike.

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Biblical Worldview on Preferred Names

January 14, 2025

Because yes… Scripture does address this.

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Red Flags, Rites of Passage, and Words that Might Get You Killed

January 12, 2025

Did you know that saying this word incorrectly could get you killed?

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Palpatine, Presidential Pardons, and Poisoned Pill Last Minute Bills

January 7, 2025

Biden seems determined to go out with a bing, bang, boom of kerosene, ketamine, and the fire of a thousand suns. Is it even possible to immolate one’s own legacy? 

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You Need to Know This Today

January 6, 2025

If no one else has told you, allow me—and do receive this as the salty but loving encouragement it is intended to be. You are not enough. Here’s why…

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Leaves, Debris, and the Distance In-Between

January 5, 2025

Close proximity to the vine does not a branch make you. In-ness, not nearness, Friend. Come see the difference.

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The Top Post of 2024 is…

December 31, 2024

It was a big year in politics, with headlines breaking every day if not every hour. Between the debate that ended a presidency, to McDonalds and trash trucks…among readers this was the saltiest post of 2024…

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Happy New Year!!

December 30, 2024

Where do we get this idea that God’s plans for us include starting strong and finishing poorly?

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Merry Christmas from The Salty Citizen

December 24, 2024

Merry Christmas from me to you! Here is your gift…

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HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Sabbath Rest

December 23, 2024

Spiritual disciplines aren’t just for grown-ups. You want wise and mature adult Believers? Start training Believers to be wise and mature when they are children.

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HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Fidelity

December 23, 2024

What if I told you compromise or a convenient lack of conviction may go further to secure our earthly interests, but the inconsistency it requires damages the Gospel?

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The Myth of the Moderate

December 17, 2024

As for the elephants in the room? There is simply no need for moderate Republicans anymore. Here is why…

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My Best Advice for Hard and Hurting Days

December 17, 2024

Friend. Mark the occasion even when the occasion is grief, loss, or loneliness. Ask someone to do this…

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Daniel Penny Not Guilty…America Not So Much

December 10, 2024

There are signs of life in the American judicial system, but improvement in brain activity remains questionable. 

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HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of High Expectations

December 10, 2024

You can turn this thing around starting today! And you can start with high expectations, lofty goals, and faith that gives a confidence the world can’t take away.

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HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Encouragement

December 9, 2024

This is the season of grand loving gestures and unreciprocated generosity!! (Just ask Jesus.)

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Biden Pardons Another Turkey

December 3, 2024

With the most sweeping and expansive pardon ever given, Biden gives his son Hunter and himself the best “get out of jail free card” ever. Here is what you need to know…

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Let Every Heart Prepare HIM Room

December 2, 2024

What is the first message of the manger?? HE will occupy as much room as you give Him.

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HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Crazy-Good Skills

December 1, 2024

Having trouble coming up with gift ideas for your family? Could it be because they don’t truly need anything… or because the stuff they need CAN’T BE BOUGHT?

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Surviving the Holidays with Democrats

November 26, 2024

As Thanksgiving approaches, half of the country is jubilant, while the other half is in various stages of grief or panic. Here are helpful tips to survive dinners with combatants.

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I’m Just Thankful to Be Alive

November 25, 2024

I am honestly still just so glad my daughter, and son before her, and I are alive. None of those things were guaranteed. 

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Greetings, from Planet Texas!

I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her   #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)

My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.

I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents.  I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all. 

Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.

Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.

Shalom Y'all!

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