When “Minnesota Nice” Meets the Reality of ICE

January 13, 2026

Making sense of tragedies, tyrannies, and the citizens caught in the middle.

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What is Worship?

January 7, 2026

As we start the new year, let’s do come back to the heart of worship.

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Rough Start to the New Year for Maduro

January 6, 2026

Everything you need to know about Maduro’s involuntary vacation on US soil.

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Here’s Your “Word” for 2026!

December 31, 2025

Let’s talk about New Year’s resolutions worth keeping.

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Minnesota’s Somali Fraud Coming to You Soon

December 30, 2025

It bears repeating that waste, fraud, and abuse are not by-products of the Left. They are tools. They are weapons wielded against us to deplete resources, devour structural stability, and diminish our future.

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Merry Christmas to You!

December 24, 2025

Merry Christmas, my salty friends! Set your heart and mind here–on these truths–they are better than any gift that could be given or received.

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My Conservative Christmas Wish List

December 23, 2025

In this spirit of reflection, let’s think about what a conservative Christian voter might truly hope for as we look ahead to the new year.

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What to do When Happy Holidays are Hard

December 17, 2025

Friend. Literally—for—and when—crying out loud… Take the picture. Mark the occasion, even when the occasion is grief, loss, or loneliness.Ask someone to take a picture of you. When you aren’t looking like you want to, living like you want to, or loving like you want to—take the picture. When the season is hard, people are…

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Cruelty and Cannibalism: Trump & Candace Giftwrapping Midterms for the Left

December 16, 2025

The issues facing our nation are too important to be self-sabotaging with callous condolences and eat-your-own profiteering.

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Wise Men Still Seek Him

December 10, 2025

The wise men weren’t the only ones to see the star. They were just the only ones TO FOLLOW IT.

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“You’re Fired…Maybe:” The Tenured Tyranny of the DC Swamp

December 9, 2025

We are so distracted by Jasmine and Candace, but the most significant story no one is talking about happened yesterday at the Supreme Court. Here it is…

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He Shall Be Called…An Advent Deep Dive into Christmas Prophecy

December 3, 2025

Why were these the names that Isaiah prophesied 800 years before Christ would come?

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Black Hawk Down: Little Mogadishu is Coming to a Main Street Near You

December 2, 2025

Why MinneSomalia’s fraud, immigration policy, divided loyalties, and voting blocs matter to every single American.

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A Song of Thanksgiving

November 26, 2025

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! Here is our story, here is our song…and it does warrant praising our Savior all the day long!

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MTG & DJT: MAGA’s Messiest Divorce Yet

November 25, 2025

GOP being reduced to tabloid trash with infighting and bitter break-ups…as though our fragile nation can survive the divorce.

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The Abolition of Absolution

November 19, 2025

The world is waiting on the righteous to object, to dissent, and to break the chains our abolition has won us.

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Dems Fly Lolita Express to Crash Trump

November 18, 2025

Everything you need to know about the Epstein emails…

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Wells of Living Water…That Can Kill

November 12, 2025

What do we do when the well doesn’t run dry but instead continues to pump out toxicity?

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The Black Box Betrayal: How Kennedy’s HHS Won the War on Women This Week

November 11, 2025

RFK Jr. the unlikely hero of women…on the left and right.

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The Silver Linings of Last Night’s Losses

November 5, 2025

Sparkle, sparkle, discouraged friends. There are indeed silver linings to last night’s elections losses.

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Evangelicals Encouraged to Kindly, Compassionately Vote for Communism

November 5, 2025

I would honestly feel cheated if we went through another election cycle and a godless, pagan culture wasn’t telling me how to live more like Jesus. Here is my loving response…

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Will New Yorkers Elect an Actual Threat to Democracy Today?

November 4, 2025

New York City heads to the polls today, deciding if Democracy is dead at the hands of Socialism.

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Fear Not, Friends! Pt.II

October 29, 2025

If fear is so normal and inevitable, why would God– who created us, knows every natural thought, response, and inclination (because He perfectly designed them) take such care to tell us “Don’t be afraid?”

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The Good and Baaad of November’s Midterms

October 28, 2025

I know it’s an off year but we gotta have longer attention spans. Dreadful things can happen in November when no one is paying attention. Here is what you need to know…

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Hey Salty Halloween: No Fear Here!

October 22, 2025

No fear here, friends-not in life or death. No need to shrink back from this spooky season!

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Good News! Still No King in the Land

October 21, 2025

It’s not kings they oppose.
It’s anyone else daring to wear what they see as THEIR CROWN.

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7 Things the Bible Does

October 15, 2025

See this rightly, friend. There are things the Bible does and things it doesn’t.

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Liberal Left Unsure Who Brokered Trump’s Peace Deal

October 14, 2025

Hostages released and almost everyone rejoiced.

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Oh No, Girl–Showgirl.

October 8, 2025

Taylor Swift’s latest album gives Believers yet another chance to reflect on and decide–how holy do we really want to be?

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What Have We Learned Since October 7th, 2023?

October 7, 2025

Today is the 2nd anniversary of the Hamas attack on Israel. Where are we now and what comes next?

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Greetings, from Planet Texas!

I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her   #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)

My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.

I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents.  I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all. 

Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.

Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.

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