Encouragement for Wind, Wave, and Hurricanes
Encouragement for my Salty Friends on the coast. Praying His mercies over you.
Read MoreCall Her Baddie
“Corruption, deception, and dereliction? Are we the baddies?” Yes, yes you are. Here’s why…
Read MoreMayorkas Says FEMA Out of Money for Hurricane Relief
Isn’t that rich? The government that throws around billions to bail out others is too light in the pockets to send buckets for their drowning kids.
Read MoreShould Your Christian Student Be in Public or Private School?
Home school? Private school? Public school? I’ve seen what I’ve seen, and I can’t unsee it. How do you decide what is best for your student?
Read MoreVance Takes On Tim “Lotus Toes” Walz in the VP Debate
The battle between east and west, boomer and bro. Here’s everything you need to know about the VP Debate.
Read MoreThe FBI Cannot Be Trusted
The FBI cannot be trusted to defend our country or its citizens. In fact, we must be defended against the FBI. Here’s why…
Read MoreA Holy Hard Pass
Why do we allow ourselves to assume the postures and positions of the guilty or condemned when such a precious price has been paid to make us free? I am so over it. Let’s be done with these things…
Read More“Peace, Peace.” When There is No Peace
“They dress the wound of My people with very little care, saying, ‘Peace, peace,’ when there is no peace at all.” In Israel or anywhere else.
Read MoreWill We See Damascus Disappear?
Here are two thoughts I keep having—1. We are seeing not just history, but perhaps Biblical prophecy unfold before our very eyes. 2. Will it matter much?
Read MoreTrue Love Waits…for Socialism and Climate Reform
Abstain from having children to save the world from climate change, but don’t abstain from having sex to save children from abortion? How does this make sense?
Read MoreTurn Down for What? Why the Left Won’t Stop Dangerous Attacks on Trump
Why does the left feel it necessary to paint Trump as the supervillain and everyone else as the misunderstood vigilante?
Read MoreOhio Cats Collecting Unused Lives to Donate to Trump
Never did I dream I would be dusting off the “Trump Assassination Post” to draw from. Again. In the same decade. In the same year…or season. But here we are. How many lives does Trump have left?
Read MoreWe Have Forgotten 9/11 Entirely
Never forget? With all due respect, we have forgotten everything–except to post the obligatory patriotic pic on the anniversary. Here is what we have forgotten.
Read MoreWe Have Forgotten 9/11 Entirely
Never forget? With all due respect, we have forgotten everything–except the obligatory patriotic pic. Here is some of what we have forgotten.
Read MoreWell, Hells Bells ABC
That is some brass. Y’all didn’t even try to make the Trump-Harris Debate look fair. Are you dying of cancer? Is the world ending? What made retaining any shred of professional credibility unnecessary for you?
Read MoreSchool Shootings and Red Flag Laws
The GA shooter triggered all kinds of red flags. Why did we ignore them?
Read MoreKamala Vows to Fix Border Wall She Broke…with Duct Tape
Not everything can be Macgyvered with twine and twig, Bubba. Sometimes it requires will power, fire power, and razor wire…don’t suppose those things were in that “Amazing Border Bill?”
Read MoreBecause He Lives I Can Face Tomorrow…and Probably Today Too
Friend. ETERNAL hope should look like DAILY peace. Shouldn’t it? Sufficient to save = sufficient to sanctify. Sufficient in HIS death = sufficient in YOUR life.
Read MoreKamehla and Lotus Toes: The Interview
I say this as a mother in Texas…I have seen my daughter sit through tougher questioning in the pageant portion of twirling competitions. And better answers.
Read MoreKamala Harris Giving First Interview with Emotional Support Animal
Kamala Harris will finally be giving her first solo interview since becoming the nominee. And she will have a comfort coach by her side for it. I kid you not. WOOF.
Read MoreCan Christians Still Teach In Minnesota? Not for Long.
These new regulations will require Christians, Jews, and Muslims to choose gainful employment over faithfulness to their religion. Here is how…
Read MoreThe Kennedys, Kamalot, and the Hypocrisy of Them All
Is there any demographic that still shapes its opinions and choices based on the Kennedys…outside of elite libs of the north shore or lifelong democrats who have been wearing mourning black since ’63 down at The Villages?
Read MoreDNC2024 Serves Up Mid Candidate Who’s as American as Apple Pie from the UK
Praise. The. Lord. It actually was worse than I thought it would be. Heaven knows how many hundreds of millions of dollars were spent to serve up a candidate who is mid at best. Here is what I mean…
Read MoreDNC Night 3: Pelosi, Policies, and Porn-Pirates
What’s there to say? It’s the Twilight Zone. Truly. It amazes me how little integrity or honesty is demanded from our leaders. Let’s unpack it…awful as it was…
Read MoreEvangelicals 4 Harris and Other Wandering Stars
Good News, everyone! We are all God’s children! Aren’t we?
Read MoreSnip, Snip: The DNC Kicks off with Joyous Neutering, Joe, and Anti-Jewish Protestors
Ahhh, the ironic dividing lines made by radicals. Everything is getting cut in Chicago…the program, the speakers, and the vas deferens.
Read MoreWorld Gathers to Mourn Significant Loss
Many gathered for services across the globe as a hero was laid to rest, though not nearly as many as were expected. While an investigation is on-going, here is what we know so far.
Read MoreChurch Gathers to Mourn Significant Loss
Many gathered for services across the globe as a hero of faith was laid to rest, though not nearly as many as were expected. While an investigation is on-going, here is what we know so far.
Read MoreElon and Trump Break Internet with Interview that Almost Wasn’t Heard Round the World
Elon Musk and Donald Trump took to X Spaces last night for a highly anticipated and objected to interview. Find out how it went here…
Read MoreSweat, Equity, and That Time I Won Gold in the Olympics
Equity says that 100% can and should be the top 1%. That means all the me(s) can and should be all the Noahs. What an incredible time to be alive!
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Greetings, from Planet Texas!
I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)
My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.
I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents. I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all.
Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.
Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.
Shalom Y'all!
SJ
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