MI State Rep. Chooses Sterilization After Trump Win
Oh baby…your fears about “reproductive health” make me very much afraid for your mental health. Here is why…
Read MoreThe Left Loses as the Right Wins for Women in Sports
Donald Trump knocks out the left with common sense and concern for women. A winning issue if ever there were!
Read MorePolitics is Giving Christians Common Ground…Or it Should Be
Are you grieving or annoyed that light is shining in dark places, that lies are being revealed by truth, or that confusion is being tamed by wisdom? Why is that? Common ground will be found when we are clear about Christ.
Read MoreWhy Everyone is Losing It Over the USAID
Here is why Washington is grieving the shuttering of USAID…and why it must be shuttered.
Read MoreOne Thing Christians Can Learn from Senate Confirmation Hearings
Bold claims have been made in Washington recently. Here is what we can learn from them…
Read MoreOh Ye of Little Cope
Sweet Selena. Here is why your teary, tiktok, tantrum is not healthy or helpful.
Read MoreWhy Pardoning All J6ers Was the Right Call
The innocent and guilty, the defenders and the delinquents, the curious and the questioners…all collided at the capitol. How do you justify their pardons?
Read MoreTrump Moves In But Should We Move On?
We haven’t just been foolish, we’ve been wicked. Can we move on from that without acknowledging it?
Read MoreTrump Returns to Washington
Trump moves in but are we ready to move on? I’m not. Here’s why…
Read MoreUp in Smoke: The Illusion of Competence in Cali Destroyed in Wildfires
Wildfires in Los Angeles reveal mismanagement of resources and a lack of proper priorities, leading to scorched earth devastation for celebrities and citizens alike.
Read MoreBiblical Worldview on Preferred Names
Because yes… Scripture does address this.
Read MoreRed Flags, Rites of Passage, and Words that Might Get You Killed
Did you know that saying this word incorrectly could get you killed?
Read MorePalpatine, Presidential Pardons, and Poisoned Pill Last Minute Bills
Biden seems determined to go out with a bing, bang, boom of kerosene, ketamine, and the fire of a thousand suns. Is it even possible to immolate one’s own legacy?
Read MoreYou Need to Know This Today
If no one else has told you, allow me—and do receive this as the salty but loving encouragement it is intended to be. You are not enough. Here’s why…
Read MoreLeaves, Debris, and the Distance In-Between
Close proximity to the vine does not a branch make you. In-ness, not nearness, Friend. Come see the difference.
Read MoreThe Top Post of 2024 is…
It was a big year in politics, with headlines breaking every day if not every hour. Between the debate that ended a presidency, to McDonalds and trash trucks…among readers this was the saltiest post of 2024…
Read MoreHappy New Year!!
Where do we get this idea that God’s plans for us include starting strong and finishing poorly?
Read MoreMerry Christmas from The Salty Citizen
Merry Christmas from me to you! Here is your gift…
Read MoreHSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Sabbath Rest
Spiritual disciplines aren’t just for grown-ups. You want wise and mature adult Believers? Start training Believers to be wise and mature when they are children.
Read MoreHSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Fidelity
What if I told you compromise or a convenient lack of conviction may go further to secure our earthly interests, but the inconsistency it requires damages the Gospel?
Read MoreThe Myth of the Moderate
As for the elephants in the room? There is simply no need for moderate Republicans anymore. Here is why…
Read MoreMy Best Advice for Hard and Hurting Days
Friend. Mark the occasion even when the occasion is grief, loss, or loneliness. Ask someone to do this…
Read MoreDaniel Penny Not Guilty…America Not So Much
There are signs of life in the American judicial system, but improvement in brain activity remains questionable.
Read MoreHSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of High Expectations
You can turn this thing around starting today! And you can start with high expectations, lofty goals, and faith that gives a confidence the world can’t take away.
Read MoreHSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Encouragement
This is the season of grand loving gestures and unreciprocated generosity!! (Just ask Jesus.)
Read MoreBiden Pardons Another Turkey
With the most sweeping and expansive pardon ever given, Biden gives his son Hunter and himself the best “get out of jail free card” ever. Here is what you need to know…
Read MoreLet Every Heart Prepare HIM Room
What is the first message of the manger?? HE will occupy as much room as you give Him.
Read MoreHSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Crazy-Good Skills
Having trouble coming up with gift ideas for your family? Could it be because they don’t truly need anything… or because the stuff they need CAN’T BE BOUGHT?
Read MoreSurviving the Holidays with Democrats
As Thanksgiving approaches, half of the country is jubilant, while the other half is in various stages of grief or panic. Here are helpful tips to survive dinners with combatants.
Read MoreI’m Just Thankful to Be Alive
I am honestly still just so glad my daughter, and son before her, and I are alive. None of those things were guaranteed.
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Greetings, from Planet Texas!
I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)
My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.
I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents. I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all.
Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.
Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.
Shalom Y'all!
SJ



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