When “Minnesota Nice” Meets the Reality of ICE
Making sense of tragedies, tyrannies, and the citizens caught in the middle.
Read MoreWhat is Worship?
As we start the new year, let’s do come back to the heart of worship.
Read MoreRough Start to the New Year for Maduro
Everything you need to know about Maduro’s involuntary vacation on US soil.
Read MoreHere’s Your “Word” for 2026!
Let’s talk about New Year’s resolutions worth keeping.
Read MoreMinnesota’s Somali Fraud Coming to You Soon
It bears repeating that waste, fraud, and abuse are not by-products of the Left. They are tools. They are weapons wielded against us to deplete resources, devour structural stability, and diminish our future.
Read MoreMerry Christmas to You!
Merry Christmas, my salty friends! Set your heart and mind here–on these truths–they are better than any gift that could be given or received.
Read MoreMy Conservative Christmas Wish List
In this spirit of reflection, let’s think about what a conservative Christian voter might truly hope for as we look ahead to the new year.
Read MoreWhat to do When Happy Holidays are Hard
Friend. Literally—for—and when—crying out loud… Take the picture. Mark the occasion, even when the occasion is grief, loss, or loneliness.Ask someone to take a picture of you. When you aren’t looking like you want to, living like you want to, or loving like you want to—take the picture. When the season is hard, people are…
Read MoreCruelty and Cannibalism: Trump & Candace Giftwrapping Midterms for the Left
The issues facing our nation are too important to be self-sabotaging with callous condolences and eat-your-own profiteering.
Read MoreWise Men Still Seek Him
The wise men weren’t the only ones to see the star. They were just the only ones TO FOLLOW IT.
Read More“You’re Fired…Maybe:” The Tenured Tyranny of the DC Swamp
We are so distracted by Jasmine and Candace, but the most significant story no one is talking about happened yesterday at the Supreme Court. Here it is…
Read MoreHe Shall Be Called…An Advent Deep Dive into Christmas Prophecy
Why were these the names that Isaiah prophesied 800 years before Christ would come?
Read MoreBlack Hawk Down: Little Mogadishu is Coming to a Main Street Near You
Why MinneSomalia’s fraud, immigration policy, divided loyalties, and voting blocs matter to every single American.
Read MoreA Song of Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! Here is our story, here is our song…and it does warrant praising our Savior all the day long!
Read MoreMTG & DJT: MAGA’s Messiest Divorce Yet
GOP being reduced to tabloid trash with infighting and bitter break-ups…as though our fragile nation can survive the divorce.
Read MoreThe Abolition of Absolution
The world is waiting on the righteous to object, to dissent, and to break the chains our abolition has won us.
Read MoreDems Fly Lolita Express to Crash Trump
Everything you need to know about the Epstein emails…
Read MoreWells of Living Water…That Can Kill
What do we do when the well doesn’t run dry but instead continues to pump out toxicity?
Read MoreThe Black Box Betrayal: How Kennedy’s HHS Won the War on Women This Week
RFK Jr. the unlikely hero of women…on the left and right.
Read MoreThe Silver Linings of Last Night’s Losses
Sparkle, sparkle, discouraged friends. There are indeed silver linings to last night’s elections losses.
Read MoreEvangelicals Encouraged to Kindly, Compassionately Vote for Communism
I would honestly feel cheated if we went through another election cycle and a godless, pagan culture wasn’t telling me how to live more like Jesus. Here is my loving response…
Read MoreWill New Yorkers Elect an Actual Threat to Democracy Today?
New York City heads to the polls today, deciding if Democracy is dead at the hands of Socialism.
Read MoreFear Not, Friends! Pt.II
If fear is so normal and inevitable, why would God– who created us, knows every natural thought, response, and inclination (because He perfectly designed them) take such care to tell us “Don’t be afraid?”
Read MoreThe Good and Baaad of November’s Midterms
I know it’s an off year but we gotta have longer attention spans. Dreadful things can happen in November when no one is paying attention. Here is what you need to know…
Read MoreHey Salty Halloween: No Fear Here!
No fear here, friends-not in life or death. No need to shrink back from this spooky season!
Read MoreGood News! Still No King in the Land
It’s not kings they oppose.
It’s anyone else daring to wear what they see as THEIR CROWN.
7 Things the Bible Does
See this rightly, friend. There are things the Bible does and things it doesn’t.
Read MoreLiberal Left Unsure Who Brokered Trump’s Peace Deal
Hostages released and almost everyone rejoiced.
Read MoreOh No, Girl–Showgirl.
Taylor Swift’s latest album gives Believers yet another chance to reflect on and decide–how holy do we really want to be?
Read MoreWhat Have We Learned Since October 7th, 2023?
Today is the 2nd anniversary of the Hamas attack on Israel. Where are we now and what comes next?
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Greetings, from Planet Texas!
I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)
My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.
I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents. I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all.
Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.
Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.
Shalom Y'all!
SJ
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