School Shootings and Red Flag Laws
The GA shooter triggered all kinds of red flags. Why did we ignore them?
Read MoreKamala Vows to Fix Border Wall She Broke…with Duct Tape
Not everything can be Macgyvered with twine and twig, Bubba. Sometimes it requires will power, fire power, and razor wire…don’t suppose those things were in that “Amazing Border Bill?”
Read MoreBecause He Lives I Can Face Tomorrow…and Probably Today Too
Friend. ETERNAL hope should look like DAILY peace. Shouldn’t it? Sufficient to save = sufficient to sanctify. Sufficient in HIS death = sufficient in YOUR life.
Read MoreKamehla and Lotus Toes: The Interview
I say this as a mother in Texas…I have seen my daughter sit through tougher questioning in the pageant portion of twirling competitions. And better answers.
Read MoreKamala Harris Giving First Interview with Emotional Support Animal
Kamala Harris will finally be giving her first solo interview since becoming the nominee. And she will have a comfort coach by her side for it. I kid you not. WOOF.
Read MoreCan Christians Still Teach In Minnesota? Not for Long.
These new regulations will require Christians, Jews, and Muslims to choose gainful employment over faithfulness to their religion. Here is how…
Read MoreThe Kennedys, Kamalot, and the Hypocrisy of Them All
Is there any demographic that still shapes its opinions and choices based on the Kennedys…outside of elite libs of the north shore or lifelong democrats who have been wearing mourning black since ’63 down at The Villages?
Read MoreDNC2024 Serves Up Mid Candidate Who’s as American as Apple Pie from the UK
Praise. The. Lord. It actually was worse than I thought it would be. Heaven knows how many hundreds of millions of dollars were spent to serve up a candidate who is mid at best. Here is what I mean…
Read MoreDNC Night 3: Pelosi, Policies, and Porn-Pirates
What’s there to say? It’s the Twilight Zone. Truly. It amazes me how little integrity or honesty is demanded from our leaders. Let’s unpack it…awful as it was…
Read MoreEvangelicals 4 Harris and Other Wandering Stars
Good News, everyone! We are all God’s children! Aren’t we?
Read MoreSnip, Snip: The DNC Kicks off with Joyous Neutering, Joe, and Anti-Jewish Protestors
Ahhh, the ironic dividing lines made by radicals. Everything is getting cut in Chicago…the program, the speakers, and the vas deferens.
Read MoreWorld Gathers to Mourn Significant Loss
Many gathered for services across the globe as a hero was laid to rest, though not nearly as many as were expected. While an investigation is on-going, here is what we know so far.
Read MoreChurch Gathers to Mourn Significant Loss
Many gathered for services across the globe as a hero of faith was laid to rest, though not nearly as many as were expected. While an investigation is on-going, here is what we know so far.
Read MoreElon and Trump Break Internet with Interview that Almost Wasn’t Heard Round the World
Elon Musk and Donald Trump took to X Spaces last night for a highly anticipated and objected to interview. Find out how it went here…
Read MoreSweat, Equity, and That Time I Won Gold in the Olympics
Equity says that 100% can and should be the top 1%. That means all the me(s) can and should be all the Noahs. What an incredible time to be alive!
Read MoreGo Ahead and Cry, Baby
The Man of Sorrows knew we would have sorrow and so He sent the Comforter. For those who mourn. Not the concealers, never-feelers, and nerves of steelers.
Read MoreGet Thee Transformed, People.
God intended you do more than dangle in a crusty cocoon. New life awaits! Get thee transformed, people. Pronto!
Read MoreKamala Picks a VP…and He is a GIFT!
Let the fawning and flushing begin as mainstream media and the democratic party machine pretends yet another flub is a heartthrob. We have been given a gift. Here’s why…
Read MoreOlympic Boxing: What is Going On In the Ring and Below the Belt?
What are we even looking at?
What just happened? Did we see a man and woman box or no?
An Olympic Mess: Paris, Podiums, and Pagan Picnics
Nothing offensive here, gang. Just a pagan feast that resembles a priestly communion. Let the games begin!
Read MoreAn Olympic Mess: Paris, Podiums, and Pagan Picnics
Nothing offensive here, gang. Just a pagan feast that resembles a priestly communion. Let the games begin!
Read MoreGirl Power Ain’t Got Nothing on God’s Power
This is not a political post. It’s a Biblical worldview post on a political issue…feminism.
Read MoreBiden a Saint? More Like a Martyr.
This is not a somber, selfless, passing of the torch by the party people of compassion. This is “We realized we won’t win…and are okay with burning you/it all down to hang on to the illusion we still can.”
Read MoreThe President Has Been Shot
Is there room for everyone to be careful about their words and actions? Sure. That would be amazing. But I absolutely won’t pretend responsibility should be distributed equally around the table. It should not.
Read MoreOn Preferred Names…
God knows feelings are fleeting, circumstances change, and bitter seasons end.
God also has ultimate sovereignty and authority over our identity and purpose.
On Pronoun Hospitality and Thee/Thou/Thy Will
Pronouns ALWAYS MATTERED. This was never a small issue. Here is why…
Read MoreBiblical Worldview on Preferred Names
Because yes… Scripture does address this.
Read MoreHomophones and Homophobes
I received a very frank message from one reader who had some thoughts about a few Hey Salty Pride Month posts. The message contained a most interesting closing…
Read MoreOn Gender Pronouns…
It is easy to have strong positions on issues until people you love are the ones with the issue.
Read MoreHappy “Full-On Rebellion and Boast in Identity Apart From Christ” Month!
Happy “Full-On Rebellion and Boast in Identity, Right, and Privilege Apart from Christ” Month!! I’m sure the God who is righteously jealous of worship and lovingly generous with His Name and inheritance just loves it.
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Greetings, from Planet Texas!
I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)
My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.
I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents. I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all.
Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.
Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.
Shalom Y'all!
SJ
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