School Shootings and Red Flag Laws

September 6, 2024

The GA shooter triggered all kinds of red flags. Why did we ignore them?

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Kamala Vows to Fix Border Wall She Broke…with Duct Tape

September 3, 2024

Not everything can be Macgyvered with twine and twig, Bubba. Sometimes it requires will power, fire power, and razor wire…don’t suppose those things were in that “Amazing Border Bill?”

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Because He Lives I Can Face Tomorrow…and Probably Today Too

September 3, 2024

Friend. ETERNAL hope should look like DAILY peace. Shouldn’t it? Sufficient to save = sufficient to sanctify. Sufficient in HIS death = sufficient in YOUR life.

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Kamehla and Lotus Toes: The Interview

August 30, 2024

I say this as a mother in Texas…I have seen my daughter sit through tougher questioning in the pageant portion of twirling competitions. And better answers.

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Kamala Harris Giving First Interview with Emotional Support Animal

August 28, 2024

Kamala Harris will finally be giving her first solo interview since becoming the nominee. And she will have a comfort coach by her side for it. I kid you not. WOOF.

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Can Christians Still Teach In Minnesota? Not for Long.

August 28, 2024

These new regulations will require Christians, Jews, and Muslims to choose gainful employment over faithfulness to their religion. Here is how…

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The Kennedys, Kamalot, and the Hypocrisy of Them All

August 26, 2024

Is there any demographic that still shapes its opinions and choices based on the Kennedys…outside of elite libs of the north shore or lifelong democrats who have been wearing mourning black since ’63 down at The Villages?

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DNC2024 Serves Up Mid Candidate Who’s as American as Apple Pie from the UK

August 23, 2024

Praise. The. Lord. It actually was worse than I thought it would be.  Heaven knows how many hundreds of millions of dollars were spent to serve up a candidate who is mid at best. Here is what I mean…

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DNC Night 3: Pelosi, Policies, and Porn-Pirates

August 22, 2024

What’s there to say? It’s the Twilight Zone. Truly. It amazes me how little integrity or honesty is demanded from our leaders. Let’s unpack it…awful as it was…

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Evangelicals 4 Harris and Other Wandering Stars

August 21, 2024

Good News, everyone! We are all God’s children! Aren’t we?

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Snip, Snip: The DNC Kicks off with Joyous Neutering, Joe, and Anti-Jewish Protestors

August 20, 2024

Ahhh, the ironic dividing lines made by radicals. Everything is getting cut in Chicago…the program, the speakers, and the vas deferens.

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World Gathers to Mourn Significant Loss

August 16, 2024

Many gathered for services across the globe as a hero was laid to rest, though not nearly as many as were expected. While an investigation is on-going, here is what we know so far.

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Church Gathers to Mourn Significant Loss

August 14, 2024

Many gathered for services across the globe as a hero of faith was laid to rest, though not nearly as many as were expected. While an investigation is on-going, here is what we know so far. 

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Elon and Trump Break Internet with Interview that Almost Wasn’t Heard Round the World

August 13, 2024

Elon Musk and Donald Trump took to X Spaces last night for a highly anticipated and objected to interview. Find out how it went here…

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Sweat, Equity, and That Time I Won Gold in the Olympics

August 9, 2024

Equity says that 100% can and should be the top 1%. That means all the me(s) can and should be all the Noahs. What an incredible time to be alive!

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Go Ahead and Cry, Baby

August 8, 2024

The Man of Sorrows knew we would have sorrow and so He sent the Comforter. For those who mourn. Not the concealers, never-feelers, and nerves of steelers.

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Get Thee Transformed, People.

August 7, 2024

God intended you do more than dangle in a crusty cocoon. New life awaits! Get thee transformed, people. Pronto!

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Kamala Picks a VP…and He is a GIFT!

August 6, 2024

Let the fawning and flushing begin as mainstream media and the democratic party machine pretends yet another flub is a heartthrob. We have been given a gift. Here’s why…

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Olympic Boxing: What is Going On In the Ring and Below the Belt?

August 3, 2024

What are we even looking at?
What just happened? Did we see a man and woman box or no?

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An Olympic Mess: Paris, Podiums, and Pagan Picnics

July 30, 2024

Nothing offensive here, gang. Just a pagan feast that resembles a priestly communion. Let the games begin!

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An Olympic Mess: Paris, Podiums, and Pagan Picnics

July 29, 2024

Nothing offensive here, gang. Just a pagan feast that resembles a priestly communion. Let the games begin!

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Girl Power Ain’t Got Nothing on God’s Power

July 27, 2024

This is not a political post. It’s a Biblical worldview post on a political issue…feminism.

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Biden a Saint? More Like a Martyr.

July 22, 2024

This is not a somber, selfless, passing of the torch by the party people of compassion. This is “We realized we won’t win…and are okay with burning you/it all down to hang on to the illusion we still can.”

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The President Has Been Shot

June 23, 2024

Is there room for everyone to be careful about their words and actions? Sure. That would be amazing. But I absolutely won’t pretend responsibility should be distributed equally around the table. It should not.

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On Preferred Names…

June 5, 2024

God knows feelings are fleeting, circumstances change, and bitter seasons end.
God also has ultimate sovereignty and authority over our identity and purpose.

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On Pronoun Hospitality and Thee/Thou/Thy Will

June 3, 2024

Pronouns ALWAYS MATTERED. This was never a small issue. Here is why…

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Biblical Worldview on Preferred Names

June 3, 2024

Because yes… Scripture does address this.

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Homophones and Homophobes

June 2, 2024

I received a very frank message from one reader who had some thoughts about a few Hey Salty Pride Month posts. The message contained a most interesting closing…

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On Gender Pronouns…

June 2, 2024

It is easy to have strong positions on issues until people you love are the ones with the issue.

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Happy “Full-On Rebellion and Boast in Identity Apart From Christ” Month!

June 1, 2024

Happy “Full-On Rebellion and Boast in Identity, Right, and Privilege Apart from Christ” Month!! I’m sure the God who is righteously jealous of worship and lovingly generous with His Name and inheritance just loves it. 

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I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her   #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)

My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.

I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents.  I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all. 

Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.

Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.

Shalom Y'all!

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