Deep Water in Texas
We are in deep water in Texas. Broken-hearted but resilient, both misty-eyed and clear-eyed in this tragedy.
Read MoreLet Freedom Ring!
Time to celebrate. We are free indeed!
Read MoreThe Mamdani Matter
Here is the point we are missing with Mamdani’s primary win–and why we can’t afford to miss it.
Read MoreAn Unlikely King
God has a history of using unlikely and unexpected people for His purposes. Even today.
Read MoreStop! Hammer Time.
Operation Midnight Hammer–and those who choose to be “meh” instead of marvel at it.
Read MoreFordow and the Bunker Buster Bomb
Why would US involvement in the conflict between Israel and Iran be NECESSARY?
Not just as allies or political maneuvering—physically (tangibly, not even boots on the ground but physical hardware), militarily necessary. Here is why…
How to Pray for the Nations
Prayer is not passive—it is spiritual warfare. Here is how we can be praying for the nations today…
Read MoreNo King? No problem!
I would say I have never seen more collective confusion, and emotion-driven, unproductive, though self-congratulating drivel. But I have. It has become a distinctive of the left.
Read MoreThe Righteous Riot
Not every cause is just, not every war is righteous. And even the ones that are, are corruptible by wicked ways and weapons. Here is what I mean…
Read MoreBig Dumb Animals: The Break-Up & Why the GOP May Not Fly
Ewweeee! Grab the popcorn, fam. Though, it’s too nauseating to snack much. I did not have the break-up of Elon-ald Trump on my bingo card, did you??
Read MoreAll Things Being Equal…We are Still Sinners.
Here’s another Pride Month PSA from your friendly neighborhood extremist…equality is great but it’s not the chief end of man.
Read MoreA Warning as Pride Month Begins
The only thing more dangerous than PRIDE is using Jesus to justify it. Here’s a warning as June begins…
Read More“Mostly Peaceful” Terror Attack in Colorado
Over the weekend, a CO terrorist lit innocent people on fire to draw attention to the need for peace in Gaza…on this episode of “Understanding the Left.”
Read MorePride Month 2025: Using Guilt to Make Gay Great Again
The fairy-tale may be winding down for the LGBTQ+ reign. But it certainly is not yet midnight at Cinderella’s Ball. The LGBTQ+ party is still raging and raving on. It’s just having to get creative with the invitations as more and more choose to stay home.
Read MoreTrump’s Big, Beautiful, Bill…Sitting on Capitol Hill
Here is my breakdown of Trump’s One Big, Beautiful, Bill…and why it needs a glow-up before its close-up.
Read MoreHatmaker, Hitmen, & Antisemitic Assassinations in America
The Progressive Left shows again how destructive and disingenuous they are with their continued fear-mongering, selective lament, and myopic shame.
Read MoreHatmaker, Hitmen, & Antisemitic Assassination in America
Where is the love and lament now?
Read MoreBiden’s Grim Diagnosis: The Left More Cancerous Than We Knew
If only this cancer had been limited to Biden’s prostate. Sadly, it too has metastasized. Here is what I mean…
Read MoreScandal Comes to G3 & Reformed Baptist Bros
Scandal has come once again to the Kingdom of Christ, wounds and embarrassment at the hands of our leaders.
Read MoreBiden Staff Shares New Details of His Decline
Shocking News! Biden was in poor health while in office…Who knew?! Everyone. Everyone knew.
Read MoreHappy Mother’s and Other’s Day!
You may want to scroll right over this post. First, Happy Mother’s Day!
Second, I think the Holy Spirit grieves today because…
Democrats Begin Campaigning for GOP Ahead of Midterms
Is there any explanation for the catastrophic collapse that we are seeing other than Democrats want to see Republicans win and win some more? Here is what I mean…
Read MoreLast Place Winners
Do you know why the Bible says, “My flesh and heart may fail… BUT God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever?”
Read MoreIn UNPRECEDENTED Move, FBI Arrests Criminal for Committing Crime
Have you heard? Trump is a dictator tyrant…again. Judges are being arrested. Perfectly innocent, judges…arrested. UNPRECEDENTED.
Read MoreWhat Happens After Easter
What will you do with this Risen Lord? When the songs have been sung, the dress has been worn, and nothing is left of Easter but wilting lilies and foil wrappers… what comes next?
Read MoreParent’s Right to Opt Out of Sexual Indoctrination in Schools Heads to SCOTUS
Have you heard this one?
A Muslim mom, a Jewish mom, and a Christian mom walk into a bar… Or more specifically, a chamber? Well, they did. And it is no joke.
One Thing You Don’t Know About Passover
I know you think you have heard it all when it comes to Passover and Easter, I assure you…this is different.
Read MoreEl Facilitator: Trump Goes Mano e Mano with SCOTUS over Salvadoran Immigrant
El Facilitator…will the Don “facilitate” his way into a constitutional crisis or stand his ground on Bukele’s new bestie??
Read MoreColorado Outlaws Parenting…But I’m Sure it Will Be Fine
The recent law passed in Colorado, House Bill 25-1309, regarding parental rights is deeply concerning. Here is why…
Read MoreColorado Outlaws Parenting…But I’m Sure it Will Be Fine
The recent law passed in Colorado, House Bill 25-1309, regarding parental rights is deeply concerning. Here is why…
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Greetings, from Planet Texas!
I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)
My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.
I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents. I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all.
Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.
Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.
Shalom Y'all!
SJ



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