Golden: Idol Worship or Idle Gossip?
A 22-foot gold statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at Trump National Doral Golf Course this week, and if you listened to the internet for 30 seconds, you would think America had officially erected the golden calf. “IDOLATRY!” “CULT!” “Nebuchadnezzar!” Everyone grab your sackcloth and ash. Now listen. Would I have a golden statue…
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Stay Gold Don: Idol Worship or Idle Gossip?
Trump built a 22-foot statue of himself in gold and had it placed in the National Mall and requires his administration and soon the citizens of America to bow before it in worship. That’s what they would have you believe. The people who hate God and His worshippers, who can’t recognize why having PRIDE month…
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Judge Apologizes to Assassin For Efforts Made to Keep Him Alive
Sorry for your trouble, sir.
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A Mother’s Day Mulligan and HELLP from the Lord Pt. 1/2
What do you do when your special moments are seemingly robbed of their brilliance? Let me tell you about my first Mother’s Day.
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A Mother’s Day Mulligan and HELLP from the Lord Pt. 2/2
What a refining and sanctifying tool He has given us through living, longing, and loss. It’s not too late for a mulligan on mothering.
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The Arrogant Assassin is a Christian
How does a professing Christian become an assassin? Fairly easily really.
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The Arrogance of Assassins: Cole Allen, WHCD Shooter
The news hasn’t changed since Saturday night’s assassination attempt on Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Turn it on any channel and people smarter than me will be addressing security, free speech, and political violence. Great. It’s all necessary. But behavior and communication is my jam. Why we do what we do and say…
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Cease Fires and Shots Fired…Another Day in DC
Could there be on more thing on fire at home and abroad? If it’s not enemies ceasing to fire, it’s friendly fire from within.
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What To Do With This Risen Lord?
What will you do with this Risen Lord? When the songs have been sung, the dress has been worn, and nothing is left of Easter but wilting lilies and foil wrappers… what comes next?
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Trump: Heaven Sent Healer or Earthly Leader?
Accusations of blasphemy. Claims of delusion.
The usual lines drawn, quickly and predictably. And me with my trusty red pen.
Trump: Heaven Sent Healer or Very Earthly Leader?
Could we stop posting for five minutes? There is a war going on, yes?
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Bridges?! We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Bridges!
Power plant and Bridge Day, warm wishes on Easter, and one thing that is out of this world.
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Something You Don’t Know About Passover
I know you think you have heard it all when it comes to Passover and Easter, I assure you…this is different.
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Butchering Numbers: The “Abortion Recipe” the Bible Does Not Give
Have you heard this one? “The Bible gives directions on how to perform an abortion…ergo, abortion is condoned in Scripture.” Let’s take a look, shall we?
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Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right
The left is unserious in its chaos.
The right is seriously derelict in its distractions.
What a circus!
“You’re Fired…Maybe:” The Tenured Tyranny of the DC Swamp
We are so distracted by Jasmine and Candace, but the most significant story no one is talking about happened yesterday at the Supreme Court. Here it is…
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I Beg Your Pardon
This is not an indictment. This is a statement of conviction that I found myself heavy under this morning and had to repent to free myself of its weight. What are we doing, Church?
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Joe Kent Hits the Forking Road
What does Joe Kent’s resignation from the National Counterterrorism Center mean for the bumpy road ahead for Conservatives?
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Thy Word, the Light and Lamp
See this rightly, friend. There are things the Bible does and things it doesn’t.
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Polity and the Pulpit: James Talarico (D-TX) Uses Bible to Support Abortion Part I
Democrats hope James Talarico’s Christian faith will help flip Texas blue with many drawn to his “love thy neighbor” persona. But what does he actually believe?
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Polity and the Pulpit: James Talarico (D-TX) Uses Bible to Support Abortion Part II
In Polity and the Pulpit Part II, we see how Talarico’s faith is a thin veil for the same radical positions as his party. Feminism. Equality. Abortion…courtesy of the KJV.
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Polity and the Pulpit: James Talarico (D-TX) Uses Bible to Support Abortion Part III
Be prepared for this conversation, Salty Citizens. Your neighbors and church members are flocking to this baaad shepherd.
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James Talarico’s Biblical Support of Abortion: Point III
Twisting Scripture to bless the killing of children is not Christian. It.’s not kind. It’s not truth.
It is godless.
James Talarico’s Biblical Support of Abortion: Point II
Talarico may very well have an illustrious political career ahead of him.
But the lie he is telling about the Word of God must be addressed.
It’s Primary Day, America!
Happy Primary Day — that sacred American ritual where we decide which gladiators get to enter the arena in November.
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James Talarico: Biblical Support for Abortion, Point I
It’s not political. It’s not personal. I’m just asking, ” Are his words true?”
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Polity and the Pulpit: James Talarico of Texas
James Talarico of Texas brings his brand of “reasonable Christianity” to his run for senate.
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James Talarico Series Part II: Colbert Interview
James Talarico on Steven Colbert…talking faith, feuds, and furries.
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James Talarico Part I: Obama 2.0
Polity and the pulpit collide in Texas, as Presbyterian Seminarian gains momentum.
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Greetings, from Planet Texas!
I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)
My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.
I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents. I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all.
Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.
Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.
Shalom Y'all!
SJ
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