Encouragement for Wind, Wave, and Hurricanes

October 8, 2024

Encouragement for my Salty Friends on the coast. Praying His mercies over you.

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Call Her Baddie

October 8, 2024

“Corruption, deception, and dereliction? Are we the baddies?” Yes, yes you are. Here’s why…

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Mayorkas Says FEMA Out of Money for Hurricane Relief

October 4, 2024

Isn’t that rich? The government that throws around billions to bail out others is too light in the pockets to send buckets for their drowning kids.

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Should Your Christian Student Be in Public or Private School?

October 1, 2024

Home school? Private school? Public school? I’ve seen what I’ve seen, and I can’t unsee it. How do you decide what is best for your student?

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Vance Takes On Tim “Lotus Toes” Walz in the VP Debate

October 1, 2024

The battle between east and west, boomer and bro. Here’s everything you need to know about the VP Debate.

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The FBI Cannot Be Trusted

September 27, 2024

The FBI cannot be trusted to defend our country or its citizens. In fact, we must be defended against the FBI. Here’s why…

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A Holy Hard Pass

September 27, 2024

Why do we allow ourselves to assume the postures and positions of the guilty or condemned when such a precious price has been paid to make us free? I am so over it. Let’s be done with these things…

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“Peace, Peace.” When There is No Peace

September 24, 2024

“They dress the wound of My people with very little care, saying, ‘Peace, peace,’ when there is no peace at all.” In Israel or anywhere else. 

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Will We See Damascus Disappear?

September 24, 2024

Here are two thoughts I keep having—1. We are seeing not just history, but perhaps Biblical prophecy unfold before our very eyes. 2. Will it matter much?

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True Love Waits…for Socialism and Climate Reform

September 23, 2024

Abstain from having children to save the world from climate change, but don’t abstain from having sex to save children from abortion? How does this make sense?

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Turn Down for What? Why the Left Won’t Stop Dangerous Attacks on Trump

September 20, 2024

Why does the left feel it necessary to paint Trump as the supervillain and everyone else as the misunderstood vigilante?

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Ohio Cats Collecting Unused Lives to Donate to Trump

September 17, 2024

Never did I dream I would be dusting off the “Trump Assassination Post” to draw from. Again. In the same decade. In the same year…or season. But here we are. How many lives does Trump have left?

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We Have Forgotten 9/11 Entirely

September 11, 2024

Never forget? With all due respect, we have forgotten everything–except to post the obligatory patriotic pic on the anniversary. Here is what we have forgotten.

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We Have Forgotten 9/11 Entirely

September 11, 2024

Never forget? With all due respect, we have forgotten everything–except the obligatory patriotic pic. Here is some of what we have forgotten.

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Well, Hells Bells ABC

September 11, 2024

That is some brass. Y’all didn’t even try to make the Trump-Harris Debate look fair. Are you dying of cancer? Is the world ending? What made retaining any shred of professional credibility unnecessary for you?

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School Shootings and Red Flag Laws

September 6, 2024

The GA shooter triggered all kinds of red flags. Why did we ignore them?

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Kamala Vows to Fix Border Wall She Broke…with Duct Tape

September 3, 2024

Not everything can be Macgyvered with twine and twig, Bubba. Sometimes it requires will power, fire power, and razor wire…don’t suppose those things were in that “Amazing Border Bill?”

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Because He Lives I Can Face Tomorrow…and Probably Today Too

September 3, 2024

Friend. ETERNAL hope should look like DAILY peace. Shouldn’t it? Sufficient to save = sufficient to sanctify. Sufficient in HIS death = sufficient in YOUR life.

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Kamehla and Lotus Toes: The Interview

August 30, 2024

I say this as a mother in Texas…I have seen my daughter sit through tougher questioning in the pageant portion of twirling competitions. And better answers.

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Kamala Harris Giving First Interview with Emotional Support Animal

August 28, 2024

Kamala Harris will finally be giving her first solo interview since becoming the nominee. And she will have a comfort coach by her side for it. I kid you not. WOOF.

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Can Christians Still Teach In Minnesota? Not for Long.

August 28, 2024

These new regulations will require Christians, Jews, and Muslims to choose gainful employment over faithfulness to their religion. Here is how…

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The Kennedys, Kamalot, and the Hypocrisy of Them All

August 26, 2024

Is there any demographic that still shapes its opinions and choices based on the Kennedys…outside of elite libs of the north shore or lifelong democrats who have been wearing mourning black since ’63 down at The Villages?

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DNC2024 Serves Up Mid Candidate Who’s as American as Apple Pie from the UK

August 23, 2024

Praise. The. Lord. It actually was worse than I thought it would be.  Heaven knows how many hundreds of millions of dollars were spent to serve up a candidate who is mid at best. Here is what I mean…

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DNC Night 3: Pelosi, Policies, and Porn-Pirates

August 22, 2024

What’s there to say? It’s the Twilight Zone. Truly. It amazes me how little integrity or honesty is demanded from our leaders. Let’s unpack it…awful as it was…

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Evangelicals 4 Harris and Other Wandering Stars

August 21, 2024

Good News, everyone! We are all God’s children! Aren’t we?

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Snip, Snip: The DNC Kicks off with Joyous Neutering, Joe, and Anti-Jewish Protestors

August 20, 2024

Ahhh, the ironic dividing lines made by radicals. Everything is getting cut in Chicago…the program, the speakers, and the vas deferens.

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World Gathers to Mourn Significant Loss

August 16, 2024

Many gathered for services across the globe as a hero was laid to rest, though not nearly as many as were expected. While an investigation is on-going, here is what we know so far.

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Church Gathers to Mourn Significant Loss

August 14, 2024

Many gathered for services across the globe as a hero of faith was laid to rest, though not nearly as many as were expected. While an investigation is on-going, here is what we know so far. 

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Elon and Trump Break Internet with Interview that Almost Wasn’t Heard Round the World

August 13, 2024

Elon Musk and Donald Trump took to X Spaces last night for a highly anticipated and objected to interview. Find out how it went here…

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Sweat, Equity, and That Time I Won Gold in the Olympics

August 9, 2024

Equity says that 100% can and should be the top 1%. That means all the me(s) can and should be all the Noahs. What an incredible time to be alive!

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Greetings, from Planet Texas!

I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her   #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)

My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.

I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents.  I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all. 

Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.

Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.

Shalom Y'all!

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