What Happens After Easter
What will you do with this Risen Lord? When the songs have been sung, the dress has been worn, and nothing is left of Easter but wilting lilies and foil wrappers… what comes next?
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Parent’s Right to Opt Out of Sexual Indoctrination in Schools Heads to SCOTUS
Have you heard this one?
A Muslim mom, a Jewish mom, and a Christian mom walk into a bar… Or more specifically, a chamber? Well, they did. And it is no joke.
One Thing You Don’t Know About Passover
I know you think you have heard it all when it comes to Passover and Easter, I assure you…this is different.
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El Facilitator: Trump Goes Mano e Mano with SCOTUS over Salvadoran Immigrant
El Facilitator…will the Don “facilitate” his way into a constitutional crisis or stand his ground on Bukele’s new bestie??
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Colorado Outlaws Parenting…But I’m Sure it Will Be Fine
The recent law passed in Colorado, House Bill 25-1309, regarding parental rights is deeply concerning. Here is why…
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Colorado Outlaws Parenting…But I’m Sure it Will Be Fine
The recent law passed in Colorado, House Bill 25-1309, regarding parental rights is deeply concerning. Here is why…
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Could I Ask You to Pray for This Family?
I have a prayer request, friends.
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War in Wisconsin: The Battle of Words, Curds, and the Courts
What’s the big deal about Wisconsin? Here is why Elon is there with the other big cheeses…
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7 Things the Bible Does
God has never had to change a definition or regretted a word choice. He has never had to walk back one…
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War Plans, Whoopsies, and Mixed Signals
Yikes! Mixed signals and mix-ups on a DC group thread. Here’s what you need to know.
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This is What Discipleship Looks Like
Sweet, sweet Jesus— give me the courage and humility to be led well by others. Make me brave enough and strong enough to run hard in the dark.
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Democrats Begin Campaigning for GOP Ahead of Midterms
Is there any explanation for the catastrophic collapse that we are seeing other than Democrats want to see Republicans win and win some more? Here is what I mean…
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The 5th Anniversary of COVID
How do you remember this week in 2020?
What were you doing and thinking? What do you wish you had been doing and thinking or what would you tell yourself then?
Here was my post from March 12th, 2020—
“Here’s Your Sign!” Democrats Fasc”ish” Foolishness On Display
The left’s shenanigans don’t stop at hippy, drippy, and awkward. They include arson and arsenic. Here’s your sign, mi amigos.
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What is the Bible and What are You Talking About??
Everyone is a “scholar” as long as no one is grading the tests. Have you ever seen people more confident in incorrect, incomplete information?? Fortunately, this is not new to the Lord. Here is one way to be bolder and brighter in a dark world.
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Zelensky to Sign Rare Earth Agreement Five Days After Rare Air Disagreement
I wasn’t sure how quickly it would pay off but I didn’t hate the on-air exchange in the Oval Office between Vance, Zelensky, and Trump. Here is why…
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YOU’RE FIRED: Left Shocked as Trump Does Exactly What Obama Did
Oh look—precedent.
Gird thy loins for this one. Everyone is getting fired!
“Judge Not” Does Not Mean “Have No Discernment.”
It’s a thing. You can make observations, valuations… wait for it… differentiations (isn’t vocabulary fun?!) WITHOUT BEING GUILTY OF CONDEMNATION.
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MI State Rep Chooses Sterilization After Trump Win
Oh baby…your fears about “reproductive health” make me very much afraid for your mental health. Here is why…
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MI State Rep. Chooses Sterilization After Trump Win
Oh baby…your fears about “reproductive health” make me very much afraid for your mental health. Here is why…
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The Left Loses as the Right Wins for Women in Sports
Donald Trump knocks out the left with common sense and concern for women. A winning issue if ever there were!
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Politics is Giving Christians Common Ground…Or it Should Be
Are you grieving or annoyed that light is shining in dark places, that lies are being revealed by truth, or that confusion is being tamed by wisdom? Why is that? Common ground will be found when we are clear about Christ.
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Why Everyone is Losing It Over the USAID
Here is why Washington is grieving the shuttering of USAID…and why it must be shuttered.
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One Thing Christians Can Learn from Senate Confirmation Hearings
Bold claims have been made in Washington recently. Here is what we can learn from them…
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Oh Ye of Little Cope
Sweet Selena. Here is why your teary, tiktok, tantrum is not healthy or helpful.
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Why Pardoning All J6ers Was the Right Call
The innocent and guilty, the defenders and the delinquents, the curious and the questioners…all collided at the capitol. How do you justify their pardons?
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Trump Moves In But Should We Move On?
We haven’t just been foolish, we’ve been wicked. Can we move on from that without acknowledging it?
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Trump Returns to Washington
Trump moves in but are we ready to move on? I’m not. Here’s why…
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Up in Smoke: The Illusion of Competence in Cali Destroyed in Wildfires
Wildfires in Los Angeles reveal mismanagement of resources and a lack of proper priorities, leading to scorched earth devastation for celebrities and citizens alike.
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Biblical Worldview on Preferred Names
Because yes… Scripture does address this.
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Greetings, from Planet Texas!
I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)
My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.
I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents. I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all.
Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.
Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.
Shalom Y'all!
SJ
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