On Preferred Names…

June 5, 2024

God knows feelings are fleeting, circumstances change, and bitter seasons end.
God also has ultimate sovereignty and authority over our identity and purpose.

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On Pronoun Hospitality and Thee/Thou/Thy Will

June 3, 2024

Pronouns ALWAYS MATTERED. This was never a small issue. Here is why…

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Biblical Worldview on Preferred Names

June 3, 2024

Because yes… Scripture does address this.

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Homophones and Homophobes

June 2, 2024

I received a very frank message from one reader who had some thoughts about a few Hey Salty Pride Month posts. The message contained a most interesting closing…

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On Gender Pronouns…

June 2, 2024

It is easy to have strong positions on issues until people you love are the ones with the issue.

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Happy “Full-On Rebellion and Boast in Identity Apart From Christ” Month!

June 1, 2024

Happy “Full-On Rebellion and Boast in Identity, Right, and Privilege Apart from Christ” Month!! I’m sure the God who is righteously jealous of worship and lovingly generous with His Name and inheritance just loves it. 

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The Red Hands of Passover

February 2, 2024

On that first Passover, obedience to God required making homes marked and discernibly different from the rest. Doesn’t it still?

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The Hawkeye Cauckeye and Who Cares?

January 17, 2024

Friends, we could debrief every caucus, every town hall, and debate. It is all for naught if these two questions are not answered.

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This is Still True.

January 17, 2024

I’m feeling particularly perky this morning, so I’m just gonna give this to you for free. I wrote this 7 years ago when Trump, Hillary, and Bernie were the faces of polity and thought. It is still true. The sifting is coming.   Friends, fellow political junkies and those shaking their head in disbelief at…

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When There is No Vision, the People Perish…and Worse

January 16, 2024

We are there. This is the cusp we are on as a party, as a people. We have no vision. We have lost the goal and thus tire ourselves running in wrong directions only to win nothing.

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“Millstones! Get Your Millstones!”

January 15, 2024

Friends, the clearest and best indicator of the judgement awaiting us is our utter inability to value life or protect children. Millstones! Get your Millstones!

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Boomers, Groomers, and a Little Perspective on Purity Culture

January 15, 2024

Beware the progressive voice condemning yesterday’s “purity culture,” if that same voice is condoning today’s radical transgender culture.

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Sanctuary Cities Not Safe for Students…and Other Democratic Disgraces

January 10, 2024

When will we be tired enough? Embarrassed enough? Broke, frustrated, or in peril enough to do something? It can’t go on forever. Eventually we will run out of food and money.

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The Test of Christianity… Should Probably Include Christ.

January 9, 2024

Don’t convolute a litmus test for what is Christianity with sentiment or kindness. A fruit of the Spirit, or from the Vine, is NOT THE VINE. 

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Leaves, Debris, and the Distance In-Between

January 8, 2024

Close proximity to the vine does not a branch make you. In-ness, not nearness, Friend. Come see the difference.

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Get Thee Transformed, People.

January 7, 2024

God intended you do more than dangle in a crusty cocoon. New life awaits! Get thee transformed, people. Pronto!

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Happy New Year!!

January 2, 2024

Where do we get this idea that God’s plans for us include starting strong and finishing poorly?     Think of every person in the Bible that waited until the turn of a calendar year to be who God called them to be, to do what God called them to do. “Yes, Lord! …In January.”…

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Trump’s Christmas Message Not Very Christmasy

December 27, 2023

Why in the world would you serve up an unforced error to your opponents that causes division in your already not quite coagulating or coalescing party?

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Come Let Us Adore Him!

December 26, 2023

Let there be a gap between what your soul needed and the world provided. And then, REFUSE to try to fill it with stuff.

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We wish you a Merry Christmas… and a “Mary” New Year!

December 25, 2023

Given enough time and tinsel, anyone can “make merry.” But if making “Mary” is our goal for the new year, we may have some work to do.

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Gay Porn Filmed at the Capitol, Justifiable Terrorism, and You

December 19, 2023

There are so many things that could be said here, though few are appropriate. But I will say this because it matters to all of us…

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Best. Gift. Ever.

December 18, 2023

You cannot box this up or tie it with ribbons, something so grand requires no trappings or wrappings. Just this…

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CO Supreme Court Finds Democrats Are No Longer Pro-Choice

December 17, 2023

Democrats are robbing voters of their freedom to choose whom to vote for. I didn’t have “Conservatives now Pro-Choice and Democrats no longer Pro-Choice” on my 2023 bingo card. Did you?

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My Best Advice for Hard and Hurting Days

December 15, 2023

Friend. Mark the occasion even when the occasion is grief, loss, or loneliness. Ask someone to do this…

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You Need to Know This Today

December 12, 2023

If no one else has told you, allow me—and do receive this as the salty but loving encouragement it is intended to be. You are not enough. Here’s why…

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Risen with Healing in His Wings

December 11, 2023

Surely, we can offer a modicum of grace to our family, friend, co-worker, or a stranger—those who merely inconvenience and irritate—even our enemies. Here’s why…

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HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Sabbath Rest

December 10, 2023

Spiritual disciplines aren’t just for grown-ups. You want wise and mature adult Believers? Start training Believers to be wise and mature when they are children.

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Polity and the Pulpit

December 6, 2023

There is a significant voting block that is no longer predictable in its voting or convictions.   Christianity is suffering an identity crisis, but it is not because of our Christ. He is unchanging in word, nature, and deed. The groom is steadfast and steeled. It is the bride who has cold feet and finds…

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Star of Wonder

December 1, 2023

The wise men weren’t the only ones to see the star. They were just the ones WILLING TO FOLLOW IT.

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Well, Hello Dolly! Let’s Talk About Halftime.

November 29, 2023

Did y’all catch that Dallas Cowboys game? And if you did, did y’all catch that half time performance? Here is why it’s important enough to cuss and discuss…

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Greetings, from Planet Texas!

I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her   #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)

My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.

I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents.  I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all. 

Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.

Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.

Shalom Y'all!


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