Democrats Begin Campaigning for GOP Ahead of Midterms

I mean it is essentially that. Is there any explanation for the catastrophic collapse we are seeing, other than somewhere in the deep, dark crevices of their bleeding hearts—Democrats want to see Republicans win and win some more? I keep thinking I will grow weary of this embarrassment of riches and yet? I. DO. NOT. Honestly, I could just keep reposting my Here’s Your Sign column because nothing has been learned in the last seven days.

Let’s review some of the fun and creative ways the leadership of the libs has set about to ensure republican success for the next decade.

First, any time you run polls asking, “Who is Our Leader?” chances are fairly good–there is no leader. So, there’s that. You are polling the public because you genuinely have no idea who is in charge, or who you should be booking on air, much less what “Captain, my Captain” is steering through gale and storm.

 

 

But even better (for the GOP) than the existence of such polls, is who won the polls! Feast your eyes on this. Y’all, one might think this had been taken at CPAC and was conservatives just trolling their ideological foes but nay, nay burros! This is CNN asking CNN viewers…do you know how hardcore left you have to be to still be a CNN viewer? A CNN viewer committed enough to fill out a survey?! I die.

 

AOC?? AOC is the heir apparent? Followed by the utterly decimated and disgraced, Kamala Harris? And Grampa Stalin rounds out the top three. Barack Obama has exactly the same clout as Jasmine Crockett…which is just chef’s kiss. Newsom, who recently torched his own legacy while still in office, then went begging to be bros with Charlie Kirk. And then your favorite geisha and mine–Timmy Tune Walz.

I’m not sure if y’all are mathletes but the percentages don’t add up to 100%.

I assumed this was because votes for Hamas ate up 27%, Literal Satan 17%, and Any Tranny Will Do 12% and they just couldn’t publish those numbers.

Incorrect. CNN graciously included 15 other luminaries the likes of Fetterman, Al “Crip Walk” Green (credit Lauren Boebert), and JOE BIDEN…you read that right. Joe Biden, who is now collectively agreed upon to be permanently out to lunch got the same number of votes as 15 other democrat starlets. And rounding out this list of infamous influencers, your favorite manipulative, entitled, angry, white woman and saboteur…Hilly R…Clinton. (Severance. This is a Severance reference. Just trust me.)

Sweet friends, the real revelation of this poll was buried all the way at the bottom, and it is grim. GRIM. But also cause for celebration amongst us weirdos and normies on the right. The bulk of the votes actually went like this…Other Names 5%, Other-No Name Given 5%, None of Them 5%…and No Opinion 26%.

15% of your own party chose ANYONE ELSE BUT WHO IS LEADING NOW and 26% are so dejected they have ceased caring.

Geeze Louise. What could have you so down Charlie Brown? Well… let’s see. Could it be that Democratic Favorability has hit record lows in two separate polls this week? Or that Schumer had to cave on the Continuing Resolution to fund the government? Maybe it was the optics of Trump taking a break from the back nine to pop-in and oversee an attack on the Houthi rebels. Or activist judges demanding planes of VIOLENT CRIMINAL GANG MEMBERS be returned to US soil…as one does. Make it make sense.  And “Cuckold-doodle-doo!” Egg prices are down. Also, Dylan Mulvaney was “Game Changer of the Week” for Women’s Month. “Ride her ’til she bucks,” I guess.

 

Maybe it was the realization that the sanest of the left…have left for the right and the remaining majority thinks the left isn’t left enough. I say again… AOC as the leader with 10%??

Take your pick. It’s as though the leadership of the left is choosing the worst side of every issue and committing to die on said side.

Waste, fraud, and abuse? Yes, please! Protect terrorists and gang members? All day, every day.

 

Riddle me this. Chuck Schumer wrote a book about antisemitism that he can’t release, google this I beg you. The book tour and launch date have been postponed, it has been shelved before ever seeing the light of day. Why? Because it’s called, “Antisemitism in America: A Warning” and because HIS OWN PARTY would protest it.

 

Now, I know I spend a fair amount of time making fun because there is so much fun to be made with the sheer volume of idiocy present. But the reality is not so entertaining.

The left allowed their party to be hijacked by radicals. The left CHOSE identity politics and foolishly thought they could slice and dice the country in categories of victims and keep every pet group…properly petted.

Wake up, DNC! Or don’t. Your people are speaking loud and clear. For your own sake, listen. For the sake of the country, abandon your extremes.

I may sound like a broken record or clanging cymbal. Well, rum, pum, pum, fellow banditos. I’ll bang this drum until this insanity that’s partially abandoned is fully abandoned. Like, ALAMO ENDED.

I said it last week and I will say it again, it wasn’t just foolishness that was afoot. It was wickedness.

It was the purposeful attacks on norms, on family, on faith, on freedom…on every tie that binds, the leaders of the left saw a good place to try out scissors.

They opened up old wounds and created new ones where there were none. They amputated our history and heroes. They dissected babies in wombs and butchered the breasts of adolescents with radical, ruinous, and deceptive ideologies. They made prayer and petition in public crimes to be prosecuted.

Why are the numbers tanking for the left? Their priorities, platform, and elevated personalities have changed none. The old guard is still on guard when you look at the “leaders.” The difference now is that more people see this madness rightly and know it is noxious.

Defend the citizens. Defund the corrupt regimes. Deport the documented violent criminals that were released into our country on purpose by Biden. This is not hard. And it’s not hateful. We should be able to gather together in the Land of Common Sense. But if not, we who voted for this will wave the flag alone. DEFEND. DEFUND. DEPORT.