DNC2024 Serves Up Mid Candidate Who’s as American as Apple Pie from the UK

Praise. The. Lord. It ended.

It actually was worse than I thought it would be.  Heaven knows how many hundreds of millions of dollars were spent to have the best music, the swag, the pre-production, post-production, Oscar-worthy commercials…honestly, how much do you think they had to pay to keep the feral antifa wing of their own party from lighting Chi-town ablaze at the mere mention of Israel?

 

And what did all that money buy? Kamala Harris. A candidate who is entirely mid in every way.

 

Now if you’re not around young people, I’ll translate. Mid is not moderate or middle of the road. Mid is meh or mediocre. Mid is having apple pie in the UK…it looks right, it has most of the right ingredients but will be promptly spit from the mouth of any American because it is tasteless, colorless, and annoyingly, disappointingly unremarkable.

This is Kamala. When I had apple pie in Australia it was so mid it made me angry at whichever lying liar offered it to me.  It was as if they knew enough about America to know this would be appealing but not enough to know how to make it good.

 

It’s the same as the stupid camo Harris Walz hats in obnoxious orange. Or having Maren Morris and The Chicks onstage to show you relate to “rural right-wingers.” Nailed it. You got us.

We are so enamored and ignorant; you can just wrap anything in camo and we will fall in love.

Never mind that your “mister man Merica, assistant coach” keeps making praying hands and shuffling his lotus toes around “Czar I Am Speaking Now.” Just put him in camo!!

Let me clue you in, friends, fudds, and duds…you will see white liberals in blue cities wearing the “Commies in camo” hats but not one truly southern, country, right-leaning citizen. Because a commie in camo is… say it with me…still a commie. They don’t even see how they confirm every perception of condescending, out-of-touch, snobbery.

Total pretense—whether it is a stupid hat on heads or proverbial pie on plates, it is pretense and mush that looked amazing on the counter, suspect on the fork, and repellent at the lips.

 

Kamehla is definitely that dish. Right ingredients in the wrong proportions can be salvaged. But sprinkle in some wrong ingredients with entirely necessary things from the recipe omitted altogether…like core convictions, accomplishment, or merit? Best to just pitch it in the rubbish bin, eh mate?

 

The DNC had the look, the lights, the feels, the fanfare, and the fellas…beta as they were, but it was nothing. No substance whatsoever girded up and fortified by lies and nonsense.

The only question now is this–how many Americans will swallow it?

 

Seriously. Will you be one of the ones choking this down? We are past the point of “my recipe or ingredients are different,” we are in the realm of “my recipe is for something totally different…and my ingredient list contains strychnine.”

The DNC demonstrated that the left no longer even cares if what’s coming out of their kitchen looks like apple pie. They do not care. And they do not care that you know they do not care.  They are serving whatever the hell they want and you will eat it.

 

But I think it is a new day in America, one where we are sick of being told what to think, like, believe, and value. We know what is good and we know what is bad. Kamala is bad. Tyranny, corruption, and coups are bad. Low-T males getting unnecessary vasectomies in the parking lot while billionaire women harp about what victims they are, though they haven’t been in about 40 years. Very bad.

 

We know it and we do not want it. Get. That. Out. My. Face. I’d rather starve then be forced to take one more lying bite.

Wake up, America. They can only say that what is coming is so good and great for so long. At some point, you find out and you will know for sure when you taste it. How long are you gonna believe the super special surprise guest is coming…until the end of the night finally comes and it’s just Kamala.

4 Comments

  1. Cindy Perrett on August 23, 2024 at 2:57 PM

    Daniel 2:21; Romans 13:1 and Rev 19:16
    Comforting to Know:
    He removes kings and sets up kings.
    There is no authority except from God
    The KING of KINGS is coming.

  2. Jerry Huggins on August 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM

    Absolute truth into dark and evil places. What is so discouraging, is that you have so many who lie so often and so blatantly, they don’t even try to justify, or make excuses, EVER. Why is this not highlighted on Fox?

  3. JoAnn C Gregory on August 23, 2024 at 6:31 PM

    Remember that cake served in the movie “The Help” was not what it seemed, either. 🫢

  4. Betsy on August 23, 2024 at 11:34 PM

    As usual, you nailed it and expressed our angst in those amazing metaphors of yours. Best line was just one word that says it all: Kamehla. ♥️🙏🏼

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