Liberal Lies, French Fries, and the Most Hated African American Alive
15 days left until the election is…hopefully over? 15 days until there’s a run on toilet paper and canned corn? Until we are all waiting on GA’s overseas ballots to be created…I mean counted?! Who knows?!
No matter the gloom and doom predicted, it just can’t be that bad, right? Not if we had time for an entire news cycle devoted to French fries from Micky D’s. I mean, “Wars…rumors of wars…” and all that is still going on, but I am considering it a win for society that in this homestretch of hysterics and last-ditch October surprises, we had time to wax nostalgic and consider the often-overlooked weapon of political war—the potato.
Why were the Golden Arches front and center today, you ask?
Because Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States, Republican nominee for President, global icon and lightning rod, is also a fairly capable fry cook. And absolute don of going all in to prove a point. Donald J. Trump–in between a town hall, a rally, and Steeler’s game–worked a shift at a PA McDonald’s today for no other discernible reason than to troll Kamala Harris.
“I’ve officially worked at McDonald’s 15 more minutes than Kamala.” Ba da ba, ba, ba…I’M LOVIN’ IT! Come on, y’all. That’s funny.
That’s committed too. Lesser, or possibly greater men, depending on your perspective would have let trivial bits of work history go but nay, nay. Not today. And why should he? Lying liars should be called out on both big and little lies.
Pardon me if she has a history that welcomes scrutiny.
Between flip flops, inflated stats as DA and AG, lying about family members in your own memoirs, misrepresenting your “I grew up middle-class” childhood, totally fictitious anecdotal stories about your time as a toddler freedom fighter, the Guadalajara Cartel that you “took down” ended in the 80’s…when you were or were not a teen working at a Canadian McDonald’s. Also, there’s your lying sidekick, Lotus Toes…who is torn between larping or cosplaying a straight, masculine, bro…when he is not completely fabricating his own history. Come on, man. You’re grown. Do better than…”I’m a knucklehead…I have poor grammar…gosh, golly…my people know me.” Now that last one is a true statement and possibly the reason your own district has not voted for you either time you ran for governor.
Let’s see is there anything else that makes taking this regime at their word seem foolish?? Oh right, there is that time (for 4 years) they totally deceived the American people about the mental fitness of our president and were complicit in the shadow government that ran around him and the coup to unseat him. This is why we can’t have nice things. And must have tasters.
Kamala, did you work at McDonald’s, girl…or not? What an easy thing to put to rest. What a silly thing to lie about if you didn’t. I DON’T CARE either way, but I loathe the culture of deception and gaslighting. The liberal left has demonstrated a willingness to lie about positions and pasts…numbers and narratives. Just this week, the crime numbers, like the jobs numbers before, were “revised” or corrected. If you will fudge on our finances of course you will fib on your fries.
And I know somewhere a cat lady is insisting this is 4D chess and it was an “Easter egg” dropped to toy with Trump’s tendency to perseverate on minutia and distract him. Maybe. But if that was the goal, it failed as soon as the “Eagle” landed at the drive-thru and enjoyed hours of trending media coverage, good will, and even better optics. Meowzas. It was a total win.
Trump seemed congenial, comfortable, and confident enough in his polling and campaign to have time for grievances with Grimace and the Fry Guys.
And the left’s only response was to whine about how it was “staged” and while open, it was not open to the public. Hmmm. As staged as the last four years? Should we tell them? This is awkward because I thought they would have known…but Trump has recently survived two assassination attempts where mediocre at best, mentally unstable, professionally unaccomplished, besotted betas…BESTED OUR FBI and SECRET SERVICE. So yeah, probably gonna need to lock down the parking lot at McDonald’s.
Part of the reason il Donaldo could don the apron of the everyday man, was because the least everyday man alive was stumping for him in every swing state possible. Your favorite (South)African American and mine, the thorn in the side of globalists…Elon Musk. Let’s do consider Elon for just a minute. Really think about this Independents, Indifferents, and Never Trumpers.
Elon Musk isn’t a conservative idealogue or dyed in the wool republican. Quite the opposite. He has been almost entirely libertarian leaning liberal and most definitely is not socially conservative or a right-wing evangelical. And yet here he is–all in on Trump. Why is that? Well for all Musk is not, he most definitely is forward thinking and brilliant. The most extraordinary life and career based on ingenuity, intuition, and execution. See the problem. Solve the problem. Elon has revolutionized the auto industry, neurological/medical advancements with Neuralink, space travel and exploration…he sees what most do not. And he sees America on the brink of destruction.
Why else would he be spending his own capital, inviting lawfare and harassment from the EU, the Fed, the WEF…Brazil…endorsing Trump only makes his life harder.
But he sees it and he gets it. If America fails, everyone fails. If free speech dies here, it will not be resurrected anywhere else ever again. Watch his speeches from the weekend, look at his social media. You cannot miss the urgency and sincerity.
Say what you want about Trump, but he is drawing a veritable power team of thinking men and women to his cause–your cause. Freedom.
As opposed to Lizzo and a handful of other people likely to be indicted in Diddy-gate. Any of y’all shave $200M off space travel by inventing a self-catching, reusable rocket booster? No? Then yes, I believe I would like fries with that.
