The October Surprise that Would Surprise Everyone
Sweet death. How does anyone tolerate election year Octobers without a therapist, a dealer, or a relationship with Jesus? Come quickly, Lord…before we have aliens landing or another assassination attempt. Let’s see what we have unwrapped so far this month.
Walz on the record outing himself a grammatically challenged knucklehead for lying about literally everything he has ever done. Speaking of outing oneself, we also have the acknowledgment that Walz inappropriately took a 14-year-old student to a concert…the Indigo Girls…and counseled the same said student to “come out as gay.” October is only half over, there’s more to that story and I bet we see it soon. What else? Manly men…ah yes. Walz demonstrated that he has never held or loaded a shot gun in attempt to appeal to male voters.
Obama hit the trail this weekend, in maybe the most racist fashion. He essentially called out black men for daring to not vote for a Democrat or a black woman. “You brothers…” you’re not doing your job…you’re not being loyal…this is gonna be on you…how have they gotten away with this for so long?? Good thing Obama is irrelevant publicly, even if he is in charge privately.
Bill Clinton also hit the campaign trail…to tell voters that it is Trump’s fault Laken Riley was killed and also if Kamala had vetted people crossing the border better Laken might still be alive. How is this the A-Team?? Is there anyone in the party who is not loathsome? Was sabotage the goal? Was Keith Olbermann nowhere to be found?
This weekend, we had “show us your cholesterol test” and “Only a handful of apartment buildings were taken over by Tren De Agua.” Well done, legacy media! Just incredible stuff. But if we are giving out awards for most tone deaf amongst us, that one is gonna go to Kamala Harris for her Indigenous People’s Day post. Kamala railed on the “shameful past of America…” and the injustices of invaders, mass immigration and the accompanying crime…600 years ago. It is unclear if anyone has yet told her about the present mass immigration and invasion of verifiable criminals.
Trump had an awkward town hall when people started fainting like he’s Elvis Presley and Biden-Harris had maybe the worst public briefing ever. Hurricanes was the subject but one might wonder with all the time spent bringing up misinformation, disinformation, and Marjorie Taylor Greene. Annoying as it was, I will endure anything as long as Dana Carvey keeps coming out as Biden on SNL. Totally worth it.
What’s left? Murder hornets has been done. Most of Trump’s weaknesses have surely gotta be baked into the cake at this point. I find it unlikely anything was held back over the last four years. Epstein? Diddy? Flat earth? What could possibly be left for an October Surprise?? I know! What about honesty and integrity?! Either of those would sure shock the hell out of me!
Prepare your hearts, Planet. The next 20 days could get pretty dicey. Today looked like plagiarism and accusations of dementia. Delightful. Wake me up on the 5th.
I thought this was perfect for the Salty Lady:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/GijsmtfFF7Uy8P9L/
Thank you for your words: salty, sharp, provocative, and exactly what I need to hear especially after hearing from family who call me a nazi and a “good” friend who calls Trump the anti-Christ.
God bless you!