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On Pronoun Hospitality and Thee/Thou/Thy Will

Pronouns ALWAYS MATTERED. This was never a small issue. Here is why...

Biblical Worldview on Preferred Names

Because yes... Scripture does address this.

The Red Hands of Passover

On that first Passover, obedience to God required making homes marked and discernibly different from the rest. Doesn't it still?

The Hawkeye Cauckeye and Who Cares?

Friends, we could debrief every caucus, every town hall, and debate. It is all for naught if these two questions are not answered.
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When There is No Vision, the People Perish…and Worse

We are there. This is the cusp we are on as a party, as a people. We have no vision. We have lost the goal and thus tire ourselves running in wrong directions only to win nothing.

“Millstones! Get Your Millstones!”

Friends, the clearest and best indicator of the judgement awaiting us is our utter inability to value life or protect children. Millstones! Get your Millstones!

Boomers, Groomers, and a Little Perspective on Purity Culture

Beware the progressive voice condemning yesterday's "purity culture," if that same voice is condoning today's radical transgender culture.

The Test of Christianity… Should Probably Include Christ.

Don't convolute a litmus test for what is Christianity with sentiment or kindness. A fruit of the Spirit, or from the Vine, is NOT THE VINE. 

Salty Squares to Share


Greetings, from Planet Texas!

I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her   #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)

My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.

I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents.  I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all. 

Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.

Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.

Shalom Y'all!


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