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Well, Hello Dolly! Let’s Talk About Halftime.

Did y'all catch that Dallas Cowboys game? And if you did, did y'all catch that half time performance? Here is why it's important enough to cuss and discuss...

Let Every Heart Prepare HIM Room

What is the first message of the manger?? HE will occupy as much room as you give Him.

HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of High Expectations

You can turn this thing around starting today! And you can start with high expectations, lofty goals, and faith that gives a confidence the world can't take away.

HSL Better Than Stuff Series: Give the Gift of Crazy-Good Skills

Having trouble coming up with gift ideas for your family? Could it be because they don’t truly need anything... or because the stuff they need CAN'T BE BOUGHT?

Target Ringing in Christmas with PRIDE Propaganda

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Bankruptcy! Target still hates conservative, Christian, consumers.

Magnolia Offers New Line of Crickets at Target

Wanted to be sure and update y'all on Chip and Joanna Gaine's response to Target's recent PRIDE month controversies. Here is their thoughtful response...

I’m Just Thankful to Be Alive

I am honestly still just so glad my daughter, and son before her, and I are alive. None of those things were guaranteed. 

I’m Just Thankful to Be Alive II

Time was running out and I needed a minute I did not really have, to think. 

Salty Squares to Share


Greetings, from Planet Texas!

I am Sara Johnson, aka Salty Lady... I/Am/Her   #weddisexual #husbisexual (Super into the man I married.)

My husband, Andy, and I have served in churches for almost 20 years together. We have 2 teens and 3 dogs.

I was a prodigal and am the product of a good God and praying parents.  I have been sober 21 years, serving God for 20 and salty, in one form or the other, my whole life. I've done time with the cradles and the choir, missions and middle school, seniors and saints... and I love the Body of Christ, cankles and all. 

Hey Salty Lady exists to bring clarity, common sense, and a Christian worldview to cultural, political, and evangelical issues. Polity, the pulpit, and all God's sheeple are indelibly linked for better or worse. So be wise we must, to walk humbly and just in a world that grows weary in waiting.

Bear up, Buttercup. There may indeed be dark days ahead, but you were made for them. Be bold. Be brave. Our guy wins.

Shalom Y'all!


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